Blake Crawford - Comedy Legend

Warning: Excessive Laughter May Occur

Blake Crawford: Making people snort-laugh since 1987

Blake Crawford is a man who once tried to high-five a mirror and missed. He's been making audiences laugh (mostly at him) for over a decade.

His comedy style can best be described as "accidentally hilarious" with a touch of "did he really just say that?"

Got kicked out of a library for telling jokes too loudly
Once made a cashier laugh so hard they gave him free groceries
Accidentally started a conga line at a funeral (it was inappropriate but well-received)
Holds the record for most dad jokes told in an Uber ride (47 in 12 minutes)

"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

- Blake Crawford, Tuesday morning

"Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything... just like my excuses for being late."

- Blake Crawford, explaining tardiness

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! Unlike my comedy career."

- Blake Crawford, existential crisis #47

"I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. Unlike my audience."

- Blake Crawford, looking in mirror

MAR 15

Downtown Comedy Club - 8:00 PM

Warning: Blake may forget his punchlines

APR 02

City Theater - 7:30 PM

Tissues provided for laugh-tears

APR 20

Local Denny's - 2:00 AM

BYOB (Bring Your Own Birthday hat)

"Blake made me laugh so hard I forgot I was supposed to be reviewing his performance."

- Comedy Critic Weekly

"I came for the free drinks, stayed for Blake's jokes. Worth it."

- Random Audience Member

"Blake Crawford is... certainly a comedian."

- His Mom

Ready to risk your reputation by hiring Blake for your event?

Email: blake.crawford.comedy@gmail.com

Phone: 555-JOKE-NOW

Social: @BlakeCrawfordComedy

Emergency Contact: His therapist

Warning: Blake may show up 10 minutes early and practice his material on your security guard.